Weddings can be stressful; add in a drunken blowjob for the groom from a vindictive stranger and an obnoxious employee overstepping social boundaries, and, for couple Shane and Leah, it is a nightmare. The follow-up ‘perfect’ honeymoon, full of arguments about money, career, and family disrespect (never disrespecting family), is already a drag. However, when uninvited guests come for their cut of extortion from wedding f**-ups to invest in the ‘Crumb Catcher,’ a conversation dinner accessory set to take the nation by storm, things become an all-out war. Matrimony has never been more miserable, dinner conversations are never more awkward, and there has never been as abundant of spillage of crumbs. Crumb Catcher is a home invasion movie of a whole different ilk.
Crumb Catcher strikes a nerve that puts the dark comedy into the realm of horror. Its most remarkable attribute is its ability to create such a thick unease through conversations and a disorienting visual approach. Moreover, Crumb Catcher cringe-maxes many interactions for those who thrive on awkward social discourse as entertainment. For his debut feature film, director Chris Skotchdopole has undoubtedly made an unforgettable impact, albeit with the aid of phenomenal performances.

While everyone is undesirable and borderline insufferable, the movie pushes beyond misery for misery’s sake with a grounded realism. Leah’s (Ella Rae Peck) and Shane’s (Rigo Garay) relationship is f***ed, with past hang-ups, insecurities, and contempt underlying most of their interactions. Yet the lows and occasional highs feel sincere and reflective of toxic relationships every viewer will have observed (or perhaps even been in). Leah and Shane are not likable, but they feel authentic enough to have the audience root for them when the latter chaos takes center stage with a threat more significant than their lack of couples counseling.
The undeniable star of the show is John Speredakos, the spiritually grimy salesman of the ‘Crumb Catcher,’ who also happens to be named John. Speredakos’ scumminess and sliminess are a wonderfully gross exaggeration of a traveling huckster. Accompanied by his wife, Rose (Lorraine Farris), the two make a demented duo looking to extort cash from Shane and Leah with a perverse unwillingness to take no for an answer. Believe in the ingenuity and perfection of the ‘crumb catcher’ to be a global sensation! John’s persistence and need to dominate a conversation, combined with his willingness to go to extremes for that validation, make him one of the most intimidating antagonists ever to grace the screen.

Crumb Catcher thrives on performances and premise backed by a strong script; it is best to go in with as few spoilers as possible. However, other elements point to Chris Skotchdopole’s continued growth as a filmmaker, with a visual direction that perfectly adds to the chaos. Disorienting through quicker cuts or lingering uncomfortably on another’s discomfort adds much to the constant tension and unease. Visually and aurally, Crumb Catcher can be highly disorienting, in the best sense of the word. Whether Skotchdopole moves into the realm of horror in future productions or not, the prospect of him utilizing the same frantic energy and immersive visual approach is an exciting prospect for any upcoming projects.
Crumb Catcher takes a chaotic and absurd scenario and makes it work; for fans of humor and horror built solely off of character development, the movie is a true treat. Still, the dark comedy does lean toward appealing to the cinematic masochistic; myself a fan of the comedy of directors like Harmony Korrine, Jon Moritsugu, and Quinten Dupieux. For me, it was a near-perfect film in every aspect, with a few niggles keeping me from giving it a perfect score. Still, Crumb Catcher is a must-watch for fans of bizarre cinema, with its ability to evoke the same discomfort as a horror movie furthering appeal to those who seek out uniquely intense viewing experiences.

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